cbckslut:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

jollymarco:

please donate to ASL

what’s an ASL

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punkrockmerman:

jamestmccoy:

weloveshortvideos:

He wasn’t ready… 

I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES

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popculturediedin2009:

Kim out shopping in Los Angeles, July 2008

popculturediedin2009:

Kim out shopping in Los Angeles, July 2008

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*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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cosbyykidd:

grapejellyking:

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

m0rpheus:

theblackestberryblog:

vinebox:

sahnnnnn

Bruh! That driver needs to bless The Lord he didn’t stop. OMG.

SON

YO.

driver was boutta die if he ended up gettin dragged out that car

you know how strong you gotta be to punch out a back window?

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

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